Ayman
268 reviews113k followers
imagine the show “YOU” but he falls in love and doesn’t kill the girl. he begins to “feel” emotions he’s never felt before. and she has him on an invisible fucking leash! that is this book and i ate it up like it was my last meal. Mara is a broke and struggling artist who ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time and eventually finds herself in a studio/apartment thanks to Cole Blackwell. the psychopath that’s been stalking her and manipulating her every move. Cole is a rich and respected artist too that takes Mara under his wing. he tells himself it’s to just fuel his curiosity but really he’s just finally experiencing real emotions and doesn’t know wtf to about them that doesn’t involve murder. Mara and Cole’s chemistry is palpable from the first moment. Mara is so admirable, strong, and will put this psycho in his place when needed. she isn’t the “i can change him” type or the super submissive type that would make me say “stand up girl” cole does that all on his own. she literally makes him feel regret for the first time for some shit he pulled. and if there’s one thing i’m gonna eat up, is a woman bringing wreaking chaos on a very organized man UNAPOLOGETICALLY!!! the shear revenge she pulls…she’s the puppeteer and he’s the puppet! and omfg it’s the way i was twirling my hair and kicking my feet in every fucking scene. idek who i’m attracted to more?! like if mara was mine, i’d cherish her at her feet 24/7 and if cole was mine, i wouldn’t even try to change him. i’d accept him with all his darkness 🤤🧎🏻♀️ the plot, the WRITING, the characters were everything but a miss! it was so refreshing and put me out of the biggest reading slump! i never thought i could become pregnant from a book yet here we are 🤰
Larissa Cambusano
538 reviews6,423 followers
well. looks like i’m into serial killer romances now. so that’s brand new information. in my defense, sociopaths should not be this attractive.
⚔Irunía⚔
431 reviews4,577 followers
✨2 if you want to watch an egoMANIACal artist and his pierce-nippled (or is it nipple-pierced?) protégé scream at each other (insert slash) you in BLOCK CAPITALS, be Ms. Lark' guest stars. ✨ No judgment, I promise. 🙏🏻 The black sheep of the rat pack on the line. Hi, guys, no, I'm not schizophrenic, not yet (only on my merry way). Lemme go google PTSD symptoms right now because where the absurd theatre of a plot failed to deliver the semi-mortal blow to my psyche, Miss Lark's writing style went there and said to the plot: HOLD MY FUCKING BEER, YOU SON OF A BITCH 🙌🏻 Otherwise, how would you explain the obsessed quality to the following two paragraphs I wrote? ⬇️ (If there are any psychologists or god forbid psychiatrists out there, 😓 who by some unlucky coincidence read the below written paragraphs, I have a message for them: stay away from the comment section!!! I need not be called out on things I'm willingly exposing rn, thanks in advance) The only thing that I remotely understood and that made sense to me when it comes to this book: Ms. Lark and BLOCK CAPITALS HAVE DEVELOPED AN UNPRECEDENTED, UNEXPECTED, UNBEKNOWNST TO HUMANKIND FRIENDSHIP and this book is A LIVING AND BREATHING TESTAMENT to it. A LIVING AND BREATHING TESTAMENT. 🤡 Did I just MAKE a point?? Yes, yes, I THINK I did. I express my sincere gratitude to the author. RANDOMLY leaving the Caps Lock on while typing this book was TRULY the only thing that made sense to me. High literature calls for innovative, lazy writing techniques that we, basic GR bitches, (ME, to be more specific, but I'm trying to be as inclusive in this review as our progressive time warrants for??) so casually apply when typing our horse-shitty, UNPAID reviews. I swear I should start capitalizing on my trashy, emoji-filled, block capital galore reviews. #stopbeingbrokebitch So, this writing style (block capitals have eaten half of my brain cells, you see) was my perfect cue to leave the undoubtedly amazing story in the peace and quiet of its naked literary glory. In other circumstances, I would take any other author up on their generous offer to run away 🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️and even appreciate it. 😘 (Returning to large block capitals: when people scream at me, my first instinct is to run. Can you really blame me? It's just a coping mechanism of mine. When Mara and Cole thought or talked in Caps Lock, making me feel being screamed at, the wires in my brain ...). But I take my promises very SERIOUSLY, so if I PROMISE I'll buddy read this book with my CHERISHED rats, I'll stick to my pinky, even if it KILLS me to do so. (my parroting ms. Lark's writing style is so petty and childish, but believe me, I'll never hold a candle to the mastery. Thank god for small mercies). 🙏🏻🙌🏻 SPOILERS, KINDLY FUCK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY, LOVELIES ❤️❤️❤️ I have so many better things to do right now (going to sleep is priority number one) so I'll just leave a very brief outline of my brain activity while reading this piece of high literature. ❤️ But first, let me introduce the PLAYERS COLE (H) — MY EGO IS SO FUCKING BIG. NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT'S ENORMOUS. I'm gonna slap your face with it because it's actually bigger than my dick. Take it or leave it, no dick slaps. Also, lemme tell you 1000 times how I'm better than Alastor because that's what an egomaniac would do. 💯 guarantee. MARA (h) — Oh, bitches, I'm such a badass. I'm so fucked up. My dark side craves my possible under(dog) murder. I'm so very different from any other dark romance heroine you've read. I can even fuck my tattoo artist to get revenge on a guy I like. WANNA GET A GLIMPSE, babes? I'll show you a videotape regardless. I'm so defiant. I'm so bold. I'm so clever thinking with my clit. *wink-wink* ALASTOR (?) - WHO AM I AND WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE? WHY DO I KILL ALL THESE WOMEN? WHAT'S THIS BOOK ABOUT? *panicked silent scream* — boring, even Caps Lock doesn't help me get all the feels 👄 — why do those dialogues between murderous psychopaths belong in kindergarten? — can I get some interaction between the main characters already? — hmm, I'd do the same if I were a psychopath... treat her as if she were stubborn dirt stuck on the bottom of your polished leather shoes, Cole. Good boy 😇 — THAT CAPS LOCK IS RUINING MY MOOD, MS. LARK — gross, Mara, don't let some random dude you don't even like call you his dirty little whore while he fingers your cunt in the public place. Did he even wash his hands? OMG. — didn't know stalking could sound like a tedious task. I'm on the verge of tearing up from the sheer boredom of it —Cole is very perceptive, not gonna lie. ❤️ YES, DISSECT MARA'S PERSONALITY, MY BOY, explain what's so special about her to me so I could understand it too 👀 —Do you happen to have a habit of telling the person who you suspect had almost slaughtered you like a stuffed, yummy rooster a few weeks ago or so your entire family history on a whim of the moment? No?? Just Mara? Okay, good ❤️ —FINE. You win. 😓 BRING IT ON, GIVE ME MARA'S REVENGE CHEATING scene. That one should make me feel something. Disgust, pride, incredulity... anything will do. Right? RIGHT??? My two brain cells are equipped to welcome the least romantic scene, in my humblest opinion (call me traditional and narrow-minded ❤️😘) — okay... *pretends*: OKAY, NEXT — Cole has his moments, but he's such a big pussy skskskskjhjhjjsj. I can see his pussy lips showing oops () — of course, use every clichéd, stalker slash psychopath trick in the book, Cole, why don't you, creativity is overrated, I — — boring - — don't talk to me about this mutual tattooing scene. Never mention it, never again, my suspension of disbelief almost crumpled... —Alastor who again? — weird sex scene, but I've read weirder. Nice try to shock me, cringey babes ❤️ — Alastor who? (Dementia, I didn't see you coming that early 😭) — why does no one give a single flying fuck about artists who kill people left and right and don't even bother to hide the fact that hard ... like? Cops be smoking weed instead of listening to survivors of attacks. Anything to keep the plot flowing smoothly. 👍🏻 — Alastor who? —THE END 🙏🏻 SEE YOU GUYS, Cole and Mara, how about ... never again? ❤️
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Wait... My psyche is a deep, dark, bottomless abyss... I mean.. ahem, well, never mind, I'm just so irrelevant to the plot it hurts. 🥺 I had to give Cole an excuse to look twice at this stupid Mara bitch, without me she would never, like she should be grateful I —
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— Alastor who?
DID YOU FORGET WHO IS YOUR TRUE HERO? Only Cole should exercise the exclusive rights over all the pretty endearments ❤️
1) to be shocked and in awe of Mara's bedroom and scheming skills (synonyms in the context of this story);
2) to be swooning over the badassery of the act;
3) to admire Cole's ability to use the videotape of some dude fucking the chick he likes as a porn video to jerk off to AND an online/offline study case to learn her sexual preferences.
Revenge delivered, Mara. 👍🏻 Cole wanted you to suck some other dude off just ONCE (nice and possessive guy, isn't he?) but you preferred to provide him with the video of the year "All Kama Sutra positions", starring you? So that he could rewatch it HUNDRED TIMES?? NICELY DONE, Mara.👏🏻 Revenge porn said hi:)
I love how cyclical this live footage turned out. It ends and begins with Alastor who I couldn't give a single fuck about. ❤️ The blurb leads a separate life, AS IT SHOULD. Confuse my brain one more time.
Where is the promised romance, though?
Powerplay? If you call sucking some random dude's cock and then fucking him like a pro prostitute, but for free? Yes. At least she should have demanded a fee for Cole's video recording her since he used it later for learning purposes 😈
Obsession from madame Cole? - Yeah, cool... never mind, he's more of a pussy than Mara. Mara has a cock and Cole has a pussy, I vote for
the second book to become a transgender romance. ❤️🙏🏻 The audience will follow this author's work with a standing ovation!! ❤️
Romance? — No. I wasn't sold on it. He chose to jerk off to her fuck-fest(ish) encounter with an irrelevant dude because apparently claiming her worn-out pussy for himself was too much work. Why would he bother, though? As I've said, he's groomed and grown his own one. 😂🤡 (Jesus, I'm so terrible today, bye)
See y'all soon (unless you blocked and deleted my toxic ass from your friend list after this word vomit). ❤️❤️❤️
- anti-hero antonym-for-romance boi-is-obsessed
Kat
272 reviews80.3k followers
Forever struggling when it comes to reviewing dark romances; the level of entertainment I derive from the genre never fully aligns with my critical thoughts of the novel. Usually, I’d slap a two star on it and make a quick joke about one of the outrageous scenes I just read (of which, naturally, there is no limit), but this time I feel the need to be a touch more diligent. There Are No Saints follows two artists: Cole, a prolific serial killer, and Mara, his newest obsession. The spiral of lust and drama that ensues is typical, but exciting nonetheless. Also, there’s murder 😀 The main contributor to my rating is the book’s readability. I sped through and finished it in less than 48 hours. I intend to do the same with the sequel (which is STARING at me from across the room as we speak). I mean, shit! I’m sitting here, half-risen from my digital grave, typing out an explanation of my thoughts (or trying to anyway…reviewing books is *not* like riding a bike). When was the last time that happened? Lark’s duology is most likely not going to be one that I’d recommend outright. The writing is simple, the characters shallow. There’s a prominent sex scene that treads steadfastly into the realm of non-con, which I am not personally a fan of and I know is tricky for plenty of others as well. That said, the plot was excessive enough to keep me turning pages and I’m all strapped in for wherever book two goes. I really hope that this acts as a gateway to re-immerse myself in reading far more broadly again, but even if my motivation dies out, I FINISHED A BOOK! AND I HAD FUN! FINALLY! I’m LITERALLY about to scream it from the rooftops, but y’all were the first to know <3
Phuong ✯
672 reviews8,174 followers
– 3.5 stars I don't know if this book meant to be hilarious or not, but it was cracking me up from the first chapter til the last 😂 The premise of this book was pretty ... unique? interesting? i don't know exactly what is was, cause the blurb was very confusing, but i was intrigued nonetheless. so here the main players: – Mara Eldritch (h) – poor artist The romance is solely between Mara & Cole no love triangle or anything, but Alastor does play a very big role in this book overall, mostly at the beginning and the end. There Are No Saints was so so over the top, hilarious and weird. Sophie Lark really upped the weirdness and I was dying 😂 ➡️ Cole's first impression of Mara when he sees her for the first time (Chapter 1) ➡️ Mara is getting kidnapped by Alastor and the kind of abuse she went through (Chapter 2) ➡️ Alastor also cut Mara's wrist and left her as a gift for Cole (Chapter 3) DEAD. Not the S&M outfit while she's laying on the ground bleeding to death dkksdks 🤚 ➡️ My man Cole's showstopping reaction when he sees his gift Please bwahahaha that was so funny! Cole didn't give one single fuck that there was girl bleeding at his feet and he just stepped over her like some trash not worth picking up 🤣🤣🤣 ➡️ Mara survived by sheer will and it's not that easy to kill this mf, but Cole doesn't know. Weeks go by and one day he sees her and Mara being alive surprises him and he becomes fullly obsessed with her and stalks her (Chapter 7) Cole is a comedian!! He went from 0 to 100 so quickly that's not normal?! 💀 One day he is stepping over her half dead body like she's some cockroach you don't want to touch and the next day he's breaking in her apartment and licking her panties like that's his life purpose. SIR CALL 911 😂
– Cole Blackwell (H) – rich artist & serial killer
– Alastor Shaw (villain) – rich, but not as rich as Cole, rival artist & serial killer n°2, but more messy"You think I'd be attracted to some filthy little scrabbler with bitten fingernails and raggedy shoelaces?" I sneer.
Before I can draw breath, he roughly seizes my left breast. The same pain stabs though it, and this time I understand that I'm being pierced not severed. This motherfucker put rings through my nipples.
She’s not wearing a dress now. Alastor has her wrapped up in some ludicrous S&M outfit, all leather straps and steel grommets.
So I take one last glance at the girl's beautifully tortured body. Then I step over her and carry on my way.
I lay down in her bed, my head on her pillow. I turn my face so my nose is pressed against her crumpled sheets and I inhale.
A single pair of black briefs lies abondoned next to the bed. I assume this is the underwear she shucked off this morning. Lifting it to my face, I inhale the scent of her warm morning pussy.
My cock is raging now. I unzip my pants, allowing it to spring free. I stroke it gently while I breathe in the scent of Mara's cunt. I even put out my tongue and taste the cotton strip that nestled between her pussy lips.
➡️ Cole being Cole keeps stalking Mara from afar & making some great points about her life (Chapter 9)
She rushes everywhere she goes, running from job to job, always late.
I respect the hustle, but her existence is tawdry and depressing. The thought of waiting tables, taking people's orders, and serving their food is offensive to me. Picking up dog shit in the park for mutts you don't even own is worse. I'm surprised she wanted to save herself the night Shaw took her, if this is all she had to come home to.
Every thought out of this man's head is a hit. I was laying on the floor crying, cause did he lie? no only facts from Mister Blackwell's mouth. 💅
➡️ The middle part of this book is for the most part pretty unspectacular. Cole inserts himself in Mara's life by giving her a studio and money. He is her mentor and she is his protégé bla bla bla .
NOW COMES THE DRAMA PART
➡️ After a successful night of Mara displaying her art, she wants to give Cole a blowjob. She's already on her knees and ready to worhsip him, when they get cockblocked by this random guy. Unfortunately, Cole had to open his mouth and horseshit came out (Chapter 18)
"Mara was just about to express her thanks for everything I've done for her. And since she's so extremly ... grateful ... I'm sure she'd be happy to include you."
(...)
"Here she is, already on her knees," Cole says in that low, silky voice of his. "I'm sure she'd be happy to suck your cock as an appetizer to mine. She's already proven herself an extremely capable student..."
Crickets...
all the points Cole got from the previous chapters flew out of the window
➡️ THE REVENGE IS THE BEST PART: Mara said fuck it and takes this Logan guy back to her studio and they fuck while Cole is watching them through the camera and raging internally 🥰 (Chapter 19)
They're rolling around in the paint until they hardly have an inch of bare skin left. They roll over the canvas, they fuck on top of it. He spoons her on it, fucking her from behind.
She fucked on that painting, and then she hung it on my wall. I'm struck anew by the absolute insanity of this girl. I admire her audacity. While planning how I'll punish her for it.
(...)
She signed the painting in sharpie and titled it: The Best Night of My Life
Mara QUEEEEENNN you just dropped your crown.. let me pick it up for you 👸💅 that was so satisfying to see. That scene lowkey reminded me of Angry God when Lenora did something similar to Vaughn. 😌
➡️ Mara and Cole continue their toxic dance around each other. Now Cole is getting back at her when he cuffs her and tattoos something of him on her body (Chapter 22)
"I can't have another man's mark on you."
"I designed that tattoo," I hiss.
"I designed a better one." He reaches inside the doctor's bag. Pulling out a tattoo gun.
"Are you insane?" I shriek. "Don't worry," he says. "I've been practicing the last few hours."
"On who?!"
He just smiles
Don't we love a jealous possessive man 🛐
➡️ Their sex scene is so fucking weird sdksk Cole intended to kill Mara, because he sees her as a liability, but instead they start a fuckfest where he straps her to a table (Chapter 30)
Craning my neck, I seethat he's holding some kind of devide, shaped like an oversized microphone. The head looks soft and bulbous. "It's like the dryer," he says, his lips curving up. "Only much, much better..." He presses his tool between my legs, right against my pussy.
Yes, find yourself someone who making you your own vibrator ✨ designed to your specifications ✨ that was only the start, it's only gets weirder as the chapter continues, you need to read it for yourself to understand 🥴
While I'm typing this, I realized that I actually wrote a whole ass summary of this book when I only wanted to highlight the most hilarious scenes lmao well... 😂
❌ WHY I CAN'T GIVE THERE ARE NO SAINTS A HIGHER RATING ❌
⤷ this book was entertaining af no question, but the romance itself didn't really deliver. Mara and Cole didn't really interact until 30% of the book, before that it was all about Cole and Alastor's rivalry and Mara's kidnapping (that iconic scene where he steps over her doesn't count). So I wasn't really invested in them as a couple. I love Cole and Mara's revenge on Cole was another iconic moment of this book, but it didn't really sell me on Mara and Cole as a couple.
⤷ also the writing is not the best... it's very wooden and choppy and I needed some time to get used to it.
Conclusion
There Are No Saints is entertaining enough for a one time read with a unique premise. The romance was meh, but I'm still looking forward to the second book in Mara and Cole's duet and what other crazy shit they will be up to 👀
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Sinner's Duet
#1 There Are No Saints – 3.5 stars
#2 There Is No Devil – tbr
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- alpha-jealous-possessive-hero books-read-in-2021 chemistry-nowhere-to-be-found
Bee
154 reviews437 followers
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February 12, 2023In the end, the thing that bothered me the most in all of this was the heroine not doing her laundry and wearing dirty underwear... shut up and go wash your clothes girl.
- annoying-heroine anti-hero steamy
Sarah Jen
182 reviews145 followers
2 stars
if machine gun kelly and megan fox wrote a book about their relationship i imagine it would go something like this
Maditales
611 reviews32.6k followers
Why the smelling of the underwear
chloé ✿
168 reviews3,299 followers
what kind of terrible unhinged madness did i just read and why do i want more of it? 🫣 this is one of the books i’d never call good but it was beyond entertaining + addicting. does that make sense??? side note: the playlist was immaculate
- kindle-unlimited
TJ ☾
739 reviews1,748 followers
-4.5 stars-
- best-boy dark-or-taboo love-this-chick
Mareeva
382 reviews9,009 followers
Buddy read with TJ and Irunía. Only my two fav people ever. 3.5 stars Probably doesn't deserve such a high rating but giving all this beautiful idiocy any less would be a crime. We have one artist butchering women like the whimpering pussy that he is. And another using the bones of his victims to make sculptures. Now guess which one of these two is the hero and which one was mentioned in the synopsis for no reason whatsoever except to confuse us all. Woman killer - Shaw The synopsis had me thinking that Shaw was a love interest or that this was some sort of menage a trois situation. None of that happens. The only thing binding those two is a deep rivalry....and of course the heroine. Poor Mara who found herself half murdered by Shaw then stalked by Cole....and if you think it's because of how special and beautiful she is, think again💀 Don't worry, Cole did some growing after that. COLE Mara WHAT THIS BOOK CONSISTS OF IN A NUTSHELL: 🛑SPOILERS🛑
Poetic killer - Cole (H) “Her?” he says softly. “You surprise me, Cole. I’ve never seen you take a stroll in the gutter before.”
I turn away from the girl, irritation swelling inside of me.
“You think I’d be attracted to some filthy little scrabbler with bitten fingernails and raggedy shoelaces?” I sneer.
🛐 Ego the size of texas
🛐 No really, the man's god complex is unparalleled
🛐 Artiste and a serial killer (you'd never believe how well that goes together)
🛐 Doesn't give a fuck about anything
🛐 Except himself. Obviously.
🛐 A sociopath?
🐍 Another artist but a 𝓪 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓰𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓷𝓮
🐍 You can really tell by how dirty she was all the time
🐍 Mental shields of steel because no trauma touches that girl
🐍 Used to self harm
🐍 Jumpy and over sensitive
🐍 Vindictive ass bitch
🐍 Serial Killers turn her on (one in particular)
🎨 Cole yammering about everyone's stupidity and his superiority.
“You’re no different than me,” he hisses. “You’re no better.”
“I am better,” I say. “Because whatever I do, I’m always in control.”
I walk away from him then, so those words can echo and echo in the emptiness of his head.
It was very endearing I will admit. Hilarious even. But his monologues on being so much better than Shaw had me going a lil
You sure that you're sure?
You're both deranged serial killers, get in line😂. Just because you don't kill women doesn't make you better.
As just characters though? Shaw can step out if he can fit through the door.
🎨 Mara being completely okay with everything that comes at her.....like you know......
- being almost murdered
- stalked by the man WHO SHE SUSPECTS almost murdered her
- branded permanently like cattle
In fact, while she was tied up like a rotisserie chicken with her wrists slashed......her thought process was this:
An artist is always looking at ratios and proportions.
His dark, almond-shaped eyes, the straight slashes of his brows, the line of his nose, the high cheekbones and razor-fine jaw, all relieved by the flawless curve of his lips—I’ve never seen such perfect balance.
It’s so surreal, I think I must be hallucinating.
YOU ARE BEING MURDERED
Normally I'd have a bigger problem with that, but this book already defies all my primary, humanly instincts so FUCK IT. I'd simp too.
🎨 Cole being disgusted yet totally obsessed with Mara.
He goes from describing how filthy the heroine is, to him stalking her every move and then back to pointing out how disgusting she is.
A single pair of black briefs lies abandoned next to the bed. I assume this is the underwear she shucked off this morning.
Lifting it to my face, I inhale the scent of her warm morning pussy.
It’s similar to the smell of her sheets, but musky.
My cock is raging now. I unzip my pants, allowing it to spring free. I stroke it gently while I breathe in the scent of Mara’s cunt. I even put out my tongue and taste the cotton strip that nestled between her pussy lips.
🎨 Dramatics all around.
I can’t protect her. Her death is inevitable.
But I’ll be damned if Shaw is the one to do it.
Mara belongs to me.
I’m the only one who gets to kill her.
Everyone knows you won't kill her you big drama queen.
Although as much as I loved Mara, I was highkey hoping Cole would murder her.
Get this: He suffocates in insanity and despair after killing his "one true love", meanwhile she secretly survives and prepares for revenge😈. Don't tell me that plot isn't elite. Miss Sophie hit me up, I will give this book my all.
🎨 The amount of pettiness these characters exerted deserves the highest rating possible.
Peak moment of this book was Mara taking revenge by fucking some random guy on a painting and hanging it in Cole's office.
THE AUDACITY and many would say hypocricy of this girl👀
🎨 A great playlist.
The songs the author assigns for certain scenes set such a vibe. I was loving the atmosphere. I highly recommend playing all of them while reading.
SHIT THAT MADE ZERO SENSE BECAUSE WHY WOULD IT?
🎨 The cop didn't believe she was kidnapped and was convinced the whole scenario was a suicide attempt.......
Don't they check medical records? She had clear injuries that would prove she was knocked unconscious, like the bump on her head.
🎨 Mara's roommate talking about hooking up after hearing the story of her attempted murder🤠
🎨 The way these two psychos learned to operate a tattoo gun instantly......and make actually stunning tattoos on the first try. Pleeeease, my tattoo artist would set this book on fire if he read that.
🎨 Cole, this famous ass painter who always attracts attention everywhere he goes, assaults a man in public but was never questioned by a single person🙄
Well that is all I have to say. No idea how to end this review so goodbye🤡
EDIT: It's been a couple of days since I finished this and it randomly hit me just now.....
this book is so fucking stupid fr🤣🤣🤣. Like they are both so dumb and immature, half the shit they did made no sense and has no valid explanation.
Still liked it though.
*insert another clown emoji*
- dark hero-is-kinda-insane obsessed-hero
youssra
111 reviews851 followers
DNF AT PAGE 104/25% He walked over her beat up form in the middle of the woods at night, just to snuff her underwear a month later when he saw she was still alive and well. No thanks, pass🚩
- dnf
mina reads™️
589 reviews8,252 followers
this book is You if Joe Goldberg was rich and his “love” interests had inappropriate fear responses more thoughts here: https://youtu.be/3hwdrN2dfIg
- dark-romance
cherrybracelets
86 reviews13 followers
why did i read this i hate tiktok
Paulette & Her Sexy Alphas❥🥂
1,074 reviews123 followers
I found myself another new author, I didn't know what to expect from this book There’s a serial killer loose in San Francisco, and the press calls him the Beast of the Bay for good reason …And somehow Mara finds herself in his crosshairs……… Mara Eldritch has grown up hard, with an alcoholic mother, and a sick and cruel stepfather….. When she turned eighteen, she got as far away from her family as possible Sometimes I wonder how Mara keeps herself upright, she is a 27-year-old Starving artist who lives in San Francisco working three jobs and is unable to pay her portion of the rent half the time even though she has eight roommates Cole Blackwell Is a made man. He owns plenty of properties and he’s already established artist in the community “This obsession with Mara consumes me. It’s all I think about. It directs every action I take. I’ve never felt so out of control—which upsets me” Alastor Shaw Has a unique way of expressing his self through his art…….. And the man has a serious complex ……. And he has serious animosity towards Cole….. The rivalry between the two of them is staggering They both are predators battling for hunting ground
- alpha-male dark-twisted dual-pov
Lori [semi-hiatus]
276 reviews158 followers
if the roles had been reversed and the hero was the one having sex with ow for the heroine to watch to get back at her everyone would be angry 🤷♀️
A sexually aggressive heroine does not a strong heroine make.
Jessica ❥Chatterbooks Book Blog❥
849 reviews3,236 followers
I've only been reading Sophie Lark since earlier this year, and she's already become one of my favorite authors. There hasn't been a book of hers I haven't enjoyed, and this time was no different. I loved everything about this story! From the serial killer rivalry to the romance, There Are No Saints is everything I hoped it would be. Cole, the serial killer half of the couple, and Mara are both artists, and I'm an absolute fucking sucker for stories involving that particular profession. There is just something incredibly creative and beautiful about them. The characters are always passionate about their art and the objects of their affection, and that enthusiasm, beauty, and creativity tend to make hot af sex scenes! In this book, it had the added bonus of making the murder more interesting too, but I won't spoil that for you by giving details. Once again, there were links to songs included throughout the story, and like always, it gave the scenes they are featured in a more cinematic quality. There is one part in particular in this book that I will never forget as long as I live. I was losing my mind reading it! Perfect music selection for the perfect revenge. Darkness, intense chemistry, suspense, obesession, gore, and steam all come together to form one hell of a story! The second book, There is No Devil comes out December 1st. I can't wait to see what Sophie has in store for Mara and Cole next! If you're like me and the words "serial killer romance" automatically intrigue you, one-click this one now! This story is perfection for people like us. I promise you won't be disappointed!
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hazirah ୨ৎ
25 reviews163 followers
first time reading serial killer mmc, can't wait to read the second one!!
Katie Colson
742 reviews9,193 followers
One of the worst reading experiences I’ve ever had. Reading vlog: https://youtu.be/Eri8UUT4Dsc
I had every issue under the sun with this book. I documented them all in a dedicated video because I wanted to be clear about what I had problems with. I know it’s dark romance. Those tropes didn’t mess with me. I’ll give one example to help you understand my distaste. The main female character is a waitress and the main guy character says that’s pathetic and why would she even want to live if that’s what she’s choosing to do with her life? Like…that’s not dark romance. That’s just narrow minded, rude, overtly discriminatory toward the occupation of a lot of the people reading the book. Myself included.
I love the cover and I’m so sad that I hated it but…it is what it is.
Crystal's Bookish Life
919 reviews1,636 followers
This is, without a doubt, one of the most incredible books I've ever read. Equal parts romance, suspense, and thriller, this has every single thing I want in a book I read. There Are No Saints is the story of two powerful men, both acclaimed artists, psychopaths, serial killers, and rivals, who become obsessed with one girl. It's VERY smart, with clever and daring characters. Characters that think ahead and react on the spot with intelligence, who plot their next move with cunning, and question the motives of their brain and heart. This book raises a TON of questions about morality, what is right and wrong and why is it so? And it does it without ever feeling didactic or unnecessarily violent. Every single scene in this book progresses the story forward and reveals more about who these characters are, why they behave the way they do, and it does one of my favorite things ever in what is possibly the BEST example of how it's done: it creates a truly villainous hero and slowly, soooo tortuously and seductively slowly, gets you on his side. Sophie Lark has done the impossible in a very realistic and satisfying way: she created the ultimate psychopath villain and she shows him falling into obsession and eventually caring for the girl. There Are No Saints is one of the most engrossing and satisfying reading experiences I have ever had and I can not wait for the next one. *thank you to the author for the ARC I was provided in exchange for my honest review* TW: murder, parental abuse, death of a loved one
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Jessica
2,333 reviews15.2k followers
SUCH AN AMAZING ROMANCE! This is a dark romance and follows a serial killer and the woman he's obsessed with. I loved how much Mara grew throughout this book and couldn't understand why she was so in love with a literal serial killer. Cole can't understand why he can't just kill Mara and get her out of the way. Instead, he finds himself following her and wanting to kill literally anyone who touches her. The way they play with one another was perfection and I loved the dark nature of this book. I am dying to figure out what's going to happen next in the second book of the duet! I also loved how both Cole and Mara are artists and how their own art and the art world intertwined with their romance. If you're a fan of dark romance, you have to pick this one up!
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marwah
495 reviews1,128 followers
a fucking snoozefest but I appreciate the creativity for all the different ways people were murdered 😍 better luck next time sophie xoxo Mara belongs to me.
aw 😍
I’m the only one who gets to kill her.
- 2-stars cured-my-insomnia meh
jaime ⭐️
135 reviews7,119 followers
literally so absurd but wildly entertaining
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ivy ༊*·˚
63 reviews191 followers
3 stars ⯎ this was unhinged. cole mara the quote at the beginning shows just how... weird this book is. however, i enjoyed it for what it was 🤷♀️🤷♀️. sophie lark has a very simple writing style, but it kept me interested throughout the entire book. this was my 3rd (?) dark romance book, and i think i'm starting to like the genre. cole (the mmc) would do stalk mara (the fmc), kill people graphically, and i found that enjoyable/interesting to read about. (DISCLAIMER: THIS DOES NOT MEAN I SUPPORT THIS IRL!! (for all the weirdos out there)) ⊹ pre - read ⊹
cole was the typical dark romance love interest (at least from what i can gather so far). he had raven black hair, paper white skin, black orbs of eyes, and of course..... he had no emotions. i feel like he's pretty normal compared to other dark romance mmcs (cough, zade meadows). but he still had.. interesting habits. for example: forcing mara into a studio/house he owned and watching her through a camera 24/7, rewatching a video of her having sex with another man hundreds of times, and killing a man to make art out of his limbs. he was okay throughout the book, but when mara described his "paper white cock" i wanted to HURL MYSELF OFF A CLIFF because no 😭😭😭😭😭. i didn't need another reminder that this man never goes outside.
mara was the typical "i'm not like other girls" trope. she was an eccentric, struggling artist, but when she survived murder (because she's not like the other girls that all died), the rich, hot, esteemed, no emotion, best artist in the world was intrigued, and when she defied him.. he fell in love. she was a veryyyyy bland fmc. she had no personality whatsoever except for being the only girl who didn't fall in love with the hot rich artist 😭😭.
‹𝟹 | trying to get into dark romance so i'm reading a serial killer romance 🥰 i've heard many good things about this, so i'm exciteddd ♡ ⭒ ⁎ ﹒
Antje ❦
163 reviews5 followers
Maybe consent is the friends we made along the way... This review is long overdue so here we go! Let me preface this by saying that I've wanted to read a book written by Sophie Lark for the longest time. I have a whole collection of her books on my Kindle and am genuinely interested in most of them (based on the descriptions or reviews I've seen from other romance readers). I've also seen some content from the author (TikToks, Instagram posts) and she is such a sweet person, I love her energy. So, this review has nothing to do with the author or me choosing to be a hater, THIS BOOK SIMPLY DIDN'T WORK FOR ME AND I'LL do my best to list my reasons. If you've read more Sophie Lark than me (this book was my first dive in her work), let me know if there's another book of hers I should try out. Immediately upon starting the book I noticed the main issue I was going to have with it. It was very very poorly written. I'm talking 3rd grade wiriting. Descriptions of characters were poorly written, conversations were poorly written, everything needed serious editing, or, dare I say, rewriting. BEFORE you attack me, I know that I was reading a dark romance and there was no need for Shakespeare, but hey, I've seen better books on Wattpad and we all know Wattpad authors were broke students, not published writers. Plot was the main reason why I didn't give this 1 star. It was somewhat decent, I must admit that and, like I said, with some serious editing or rewriting, it could've delivered an okay book. Characters were equally terrible, I despise the whole cast. And don't think it's because of their actions, I've had my fair share of dark romance and therefore have seen worse, and also, I can handle morally grey characters. These were just bad, without the morally part. Very poorly constructed and developed, one-dimensional, I'm genuinely wondering if this author ever met a real person. Everything they said or did was backed up by a line or two about "they were lions in the jungle", "their soul was dark", "he would sacrifice the world for her". Sir, you make sculptures and kill people for fun. I'M GENUINELY worried if these are the "men written by women" some of y'all can't shut up about. I would take a Haruki Murakami woman over this anytime! I've seen that it's a popular discourse on Twitter, so here's my take: I DON'T MIND PLAYLISTS IN BOOKS. It's totally okay for an author to put some songs they connect to the characters and you can just skip that page if you don't want to listen to the same 10 songs that always be putting on those lists (like I do). However, if I'm reading a book and IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAGE, I SEE A SPOTIFY LINK...... when I catch you Sophie Lark. A character from this book stops doing youknowwhat to CHANGE THE DAMN SONG and we're provided a link (do I need to say that it's always somehow Control by Halsey)... I'm tired. This book contains blatant rape, violence of all kind, shaming of all population groups (mostly poor people or people the MMC considers poor- he's rich and bored)... and no, not any of that has any sort of artistic value. Yes, if it were well-written, I would excuse everything because that's what I do. I'm not sure if I'll ever read anything else by this author (I'm that disappointed) BUT I might finish this duology because I never learn. Of couse, I'm not expecting it to be any better and I don't think it CAN be any better if these are the foundations it was built on. HOWEVER, if I'm wrong feel free to correct me in the comment section and recommend some other book by this author. I would love to see your opinions!
Sophie Lark
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October 10, 2021I have always been fascinated by true crime, as well as by villains and anti-heroes. A serial killer is, of course, the ultimate anti-hero — the baddest of the bad boys. Redeeming a character who starts so evil was a challenge that inspired me to entirely new heights and entirely new depths. Come on this darkly sensual and utterly brain-bending ride with me! Join the Love Lark Letter: Brutal Birthright Series Kingmakers Series:
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Marianna Moore
253 reviews9,369 followers
I was in the mood to question my morals and giggle and kick my feet while reading about a morally black obsessed MMC and this ABSOLUTELY DELIVERED! I gobbled this hook ip in less than 24 hours and immediately jumped into book two because I was incapable of putting this down. Not sure what that says about me…. Maybe I’m as sick and twisted as this book but that’s a problem for my therapist to unpack. When a dark romance has an MMC who’s: This was so much fun I am in fact in love with a Cole… so what if he unalives people sometimes… he’s literally listened to all her favorite songs repeatedly so he can make her a customized playlist with music she’ll love and watches all her favorite movies and memorizes her favorite foods and BOOKS?!! The murdering on occasion can slide. It definitely could have used a little more plot but at the end of the day it was a silly fun time and I loved it regardless!
✔️A stalker
✔️A serial killer
✔️A psychopath
✔️Absolutely obsessed with her in every way shape and form
✔️gets confused when she makes him FEEL things and literally thinks the world is ending because he’s experiencing butterflies for the first time….
Yeah consider me fucking sat.
katia
341 reviews549 followers
this was atrocious in every sense of the word
gloria .☆゚.
527 reviews3,205 followers
➥ 1 Star *:・゚✧ ━━━━━━━━━━━ ♡ ━━━━━━━━━━━ I really wanted to love this book, I wanted to love Sophie Lark as an author, because she's a gem of a person, but this was a fat disappointment. The actual premise sounded really promising, I was ready for this to be a really interesting dark romance, but all I got was bland (sparing) smut, bland characters and bland dialogue. In dark romance, the love interest, in this case Cole, tends to be a pretty shitty man who just happens to fuck good. But does he even? I understand that "alpha males" are some people's type, but I need to be able to take them fucking seriously. The quote I featured is ridiculous, he's trying so hard, what the fuck does he even mean. With masculine/dominant men, I've found that "less is more" becomes strongly applicable. This man is always spewing some cringey, dramatic shit, and I think he'd be better off shutting up, being mysterious and letting his dick do the talking at this point. Because he literally brings nothing else to the table 😭 (Except a tattoo gun I guess??). Although dark romance obviously tends to put a twist on your typical romance novel, I still want to feel like the characters are in love. Here, there's nothing romantic said, no moments where they actually grow together. I'm okay with this type of description in fantasy books, but he's literally just a regular degular man who maybe killed some ego. At this point, his ego is bigger than his dick and Shaw's combined because they're just drunk on their own arrogance. And it's not attractive, I can't take them seriously at all. I can appreciate Lark's creativity with the sex scenes, because let's be honest, that's what many readers are looking for in dark romances like these, but I still feel as though they were badly executed. There's the washing machine, that contraption and whatever but these sex scenes were pretty bland? The dialogue was not hot and there was a surprising lack of detail? I mean this girl came quick, just saying. If you're going to write a sex scene that's kinda funky, you at least need to find a way to make it appealing. Why are you ingesting paint? That is not cute, sorry. Cole has no appeal. Speaking of the characters, Lark mentions that she prizes "intelligent women" or just strong women in general, but our fmc Mara (h) is just so *scans brain for synonym of bland*. She doesn't really have much agency, she doesn't really participate much in the dialogue, and she's just overall uninterest and insignificant to me. Sophie Lark, ily but you need to write a woman with a little more balls and a lot more logic 😭. I guess one could argue that Lark makes an attempt: But gosh, she's just insufferably cringey (not more than Cole though tbf. I think). Like okay? You're kinda weird, babe. I see how Lark is trying to add a bit of agency and grit to her character, but it's just sloppy. She mentioned that it was an interesting challenge for her to redeem Cole's character but...there was no redemption? 😭 The writing was also...um. Not great. I have heard that people felt Lark's more recent Anastasia was way too drawn out. In conclusion, I genuinely hope she gets access to an editor because I think her ideas are there and I'd be happy to give her work another shot in the future!"She thinks she isn’t scared of monsters? I’ll show her a fucking demon out
of hell." "I’m something else entirely: a dark figure that repels even a curious glance. Gliding along like death, like famine, like a plague in their midst.
"Cole rubs his thumb across my cheekbone, over my lips. Then he licks the paint off my mouth. I kiss him back, the earthy paint coating my tongue."
“Bad girl . . .” he growls in my ear. “You can’t keep your hands off what you want...”
“Why should I?” I whisper back, squeezing his cock hard. “You’re the one who says whatever I want must be good...” “I don’t care if you’re good for me,” I say. I kiss him deep and hard. I kiss him like he kissed me at the art show—like I’ll eat him alive. I fuck his mouth with my tongue like I wish he’d fuck me with cock: deep, filling his mouth all the way up.
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❥ KAT ❥ Kitty Kats Crazy About Books
2,425 reviews10k followers
[image error] [image error] Admittedly this took me a while to get into but once Mara came into the story is when it all came alive for me and from that point onwards I was hooked and loved everything the author threw at me. Mara lives in an old victorian house with others of similar hobbies, works three jobs to support herself whilst immersing herself in her true passion, art. She wears threadbare clothing and could be mistaken for a homeless person but with striking elfin like features. Cole has never struggled a day in his life, everyone knows who he is, everyone wants to buy his work, he's an influential artist with the face of an angel. But delve deeper into his character and his hands are literally covered in blood. He most despises Alastor Shaw, a rival artist, another predator who takes without remorse, leaving dead bodies in his wake, until he sets his sights on Mara. Cole is beyond intrigued by Mara which baffles him, nothing can make him feel anything other than Mara. Their journey had their ups and downs keeping me on my toes, Cole draws you in effortlessly, you want to know what makes him tick, you want to read every little dark morsel you can about him, and Mara was the perfect heroine to stand beside him, more backbone than I first gave her credit for, she's likeable and easy to connect with. I can't wait to see how the author wraps up their story in the next book.
📚THERE ARE NO SAINTS 📚 Is the first full length book in the 'Sinners' duet by new to me author 'Sophie Lark. Spoken in 'Dual perspectives.' Cole Blackwell & Mara Eldritch
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